discomfort with a seagull

I recently noticed that there's a seagull in the upstairs bathroom. Not a real one. A fake one. Sitting on the back of the toilet. Staring right at anyone who happens to be the room. It freaks me out. It keeps staring at me. Staring right at me with those beady little eyes. It's now turned so it's looking at the wall, not staring at me.

D-dizzle